i'm losing my fucking mi--

Okay, remember that oozing black shit I mentioned earlier?
Well, it’s covered all the walls and now the lights have gone out.
I don’t think I’m in the south anymore.
I think I’m about to die.
Send help.

shaunhastings: SWEET. Elementary playground, 1am, on the slide. Don't be late. I take a few good hours to get turned on and then a couple of more to get the deed done. I like to take shit slow. But shit son, I AM GONNA POLISH THOSE HICKEYS. Yeah if I were you I'd watch your step. And lock your door. And stand up and take a picture so I can see the whole front of your gorgeous ass suit.

Don’t worry, I won’t be.

You sound like Elle.

Takes forever to get it up and then takes your lovely little time to do something.

Okay.

Sep 18th | 3 notes

shaunhastings: NIC NIC HI OH MY GOD YOU HAVE BEAUTIFUL EYES AND I WOULD TAP THAT ALL NIGHT. AND WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU ACTUALLY GET THAT PIPE FROM DID YOU RUIN THE PLUMMING IN YOUR HOUSE. IS YOUR TOILET FUCKED NOW.

HI RANDOM WOMAN WHO IS APPARENTLY NAMED KAITLYN

Thanks for the compliment. All night? Alright, just give me a place. Hope you don’t mind the hickeys I got from the other night; the last lady I was with wouldn’t give up.

As for the pipe, I found it poking out of a wall with a note telling me to ‘watch my step’.

And then I heard a scraping noise from down the hall and now I’m terrified.

Sep 18th | 4 notes

undergrounddawn replied to your photo: In other news, I found a pipe. As well as a…

I could spot a Silent Hill reference from a mile away.

We have ourselves a winner.

Sep 18th